To Cute!

In my life i can honestly say i have not met that many cute girls. Of course i have seen them on Tv, film but never in real life. I have seen plenty of hot girls in my life, and i have seen girls where i have looked at them and my male machismo has gone into overdrive and i have said "i would". 

Now recently i have seen two girls that have come into my shop where they are just sooooo cute, that i go all gushy. The first one is someone i work with friends, i told her she had a really cute friend and she replied with "oh god that means you fancy her", to which i replied "no i dont she is just to cute". 

The second one came in a couple of fridays ago, she brought two games, when she came up to the till i was once again kind of gushing towards her and blithering like a complete tool, those are signs of attraction which confuses things even more. She even held the games at breast level so i felt really bad when i checked her out. 

All i want to do to both of them is just give them a big squeeze and put them in my pocket for another squeeze later. With a hot girl your gonna wanna do dark dirty stuff to. So who do you go for?

Morgan Spurlock

I tucked into a dirty Mcdonalds the other day, the first smell is delightful and the taste is good, but afterwards i cry a little from the dirtiness of whats inside my body. This then get me thinking onto good old Morgan Spurlock and his extremely shitty documentary Super Size Me.

Im not to sure what he is actually trying to achieve, he is telling us that if you eat Mcdonalds for 30 days your gonna get ill. No shit sherlock, its not just Mcdonalds that can make you ill, if you eat the same thing for 30 days surely your not getting what your body needs and its going to damage you. Lettuce is good for you perhaps i should eat nothing but that for 30 days, and see if im healthy. Probably not. Im only drinking water at the moment, and so many people have said to me dont drink to much you can flood your lungs, so water isnt even safe these days.

What annoys me most about the documentary is that Spurlock has managed to make a mint out of something we already know, so i dont understand why no one had already made this type of documentary, did respectable film/docu makers feel it was a lame ass documentary that wasnt ground breaking or good for their career?

Well done to him tho, made an easy buck.

Death

What happens when you die? A question that will never be answered. So many different ideas about the whole life after death so here's my take on it.

We simply live our life over, the bright light we see when we die is the bright light we see when we are born, dying and gliding through your mums womb is a traumatic experience, the trauma wipes your memory clean, well near enough. To me this can help explain deja vu, we have been there before. I would like to think tho in the re run of our life we make different choices, the good and the bad choices need to balance but i really hope you get that chance.

The only thing i dont want to happen when you die is infinite nothingness. Dead Space.

If not can come back as Mary Elizabeth Winstead's future husband? 

Godzilla/Cloverfield Sadness

" a monster is any fictional creature, usually found in legends or horror fiction, that is somewhat hideous and may produce physical harm or mental fear by either its appearance or its actions. The word "monster" derives from Latin monstrum, an aberrant occurrence, usually biological, that was taken as a sign that something was wrong within the natural order."


I watched Godzilla yesterday and at the end of it i had a wee tear in my eye, poor Godzilla missiled down by Americans. How very American. Very much like Cloverfield which i am watching now. Now my rant is pretty much aimed at the American cinema goers. You know damn well in deep south america when Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster was killed they probably chanted USA, USA, USA. 


Cloverfield monster was essentially looking for his mother and essentially running around the city lost and confused, very much like the Americans going into war. Godzilla reacted like any other parent if their children were killed. Its a weird thing to get annoyed about i know, its the worlds attitude towards something they dont understand. Straight away it becomes a target. 


Bloody Yanks!!!!!!

Football

Today i payed football for the first time in three months, you never really forget how to play football, somehow i did and in the process i forgot how to run, as i tripped over my own feet and fell over and laid there like a beached whale.

As the game went on i think i every pass to the opposition, had the ball go under my foot quite a few times, and the ball go over my foot a few times.

It was shit!!!!

Growing Up

At the lunch the other day i was reminded that i am coming up to 30. Why was i reminded this? Well my friend was dunking a chocolate mint into his coffee and i thought i would tap his hand so it fell in the coffee. I amused myself and i got the reaction i was hoping for. But this is deemed as childish. And yeah it is totally childish. But where do you draw the line on being childish?  Is watching a Disney or Pixar film childish, is watching and reading  Twlight childish?

When it comes down to it be as childish as you want as long as it doesn't offend or upset the other party. There is to much seriousness in the world and there is a time and a place to be serious. I like to think when im in my 60's i will still be putting sweets in my mates drinks, and sending them messages that say "gay", tripping them up when they walk past, and anything else that will make me chuckle.

I will never change and being "childish" is me, and thats why people love me. haha!!!!

Love

The last couple of blogs have been very relationshippy themed, so continuing this theme i move onto love. Over the last couple of years i have become very skeptical of love, like fate i just dont beleive in it. I cant beleive in something i have never truly experienced. To be in love you have to be literally willing to die for that person, accept all their little faults and not use it against them.

I have said the word many times, did i actually mean it or was i keeping the person i was with happy? I like to think it exists, but until i experience it i am skeptical.

I wonder how many people out there think they are in love when they actually arent.
You would know when you are.